Latin American Romance

Posted: February 28, 2014 in Football

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This is something I painted for the fine folk at Pickles Magazine; Issue 8 of which is now available to download. Aside from my contribution, it features some great, football-inspired art and design from some talented people. Don’t be put off by the fact that Ashley Cole is on the cover.

My effort was inspired by a tweet from my friend Christopher Taylor, who stated that he dreamed of strolling through Carlos Valderrama’s hair. Who hasn’t, eh? Still, the image stuck in my mind and when Pickles asked me to contribute a design on the subject of lust, my mind returned to Chris’s tweet and here we are.

It’s been a while since I’ve posted anything here, as the ‘Long Term Project That I Wish I’d Never Started’ continues at a Berbatov-like pace. Hope to be able to start sharing some stuff soon though.

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Bullshit Rodeo

Posted: May 30, 2013 in Football

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Somewhere in a Parallel Universe

Posted: March 17, 2013 in Football

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I’m as guilty of this kind of thing as any sports fan. I regularly lounge in my seat at the Sydney Football Stadium and between mouthfulls of pie offer beery advice and constructive criticism to Alessandro Del Piero. Just to outline my credentials: I haven’t kicked a football in over four years and when I was 14 the coach of the team I played for once opted to leave me on the bench and start a match with 10 players.

The pub interior is loosely based on my old local, The Hand in Hand in Brixton. I would often sit in the back room, watching live matches in the company of football critics whose collective tactical genius remained criminally unrecognised by football authorities. England may have won the last two World Cups if the FA had only tapped into this rich vein of thinking.

The pub exterior is based on The Selkirk in Tooting; a fine establishment with a bar billiards table and nice selection of beer. I miss both pubs.

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Papal Bull

Posted: February 12, 2013 in Football

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Just a quick one to add to the enormous volume of Pope jokes currently weighing down the internets. I probably should have put something in there about horse meat lasagne for added originality.

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Lose weight fast!

Posted: January 24, 2013 in Other

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It’s nice to make a cartoon with a happy ending for a change.

In other news, I’m currently writing a comic book about football. If I can maintain my current rate of progress, it should be finished a few days before the sun dies, sending us all into a swirling vortex of fire. You’ll have other things on your mind, but you’ll still need something to read on the toilet.

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Rafa answers the call

Posted: December 3, 2012 in Football


This isn’t as expansive as some of my other cartoons, as I had to skimp on the detail  in order to get it out there before Benitez gets the sack. There’s no time for fancy cross-hatching when Roman’s finger is on the trigger.

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The Chronic Ills of Ruddock

Posted: September 16, 2012 in Football

Here’s something I drew for my chums over at the Swindon Town web fanzine, The Washbag, as part of their ‘Hall of Shame’ series. It helped to generate a bit of interest in my stuff and resulted in a few more people following this blog, all of whom will unfollow when I post the cartoon I’m currently working on, which is on the subject of Newsnight. Yep.


Olympics special, part 3

Posted: August 3, 2012 in The Olympics

Final part of my tenuous Olympic trilogy. Not my best cartoon, but you’re all too busy watching the dressage and thirty different forms of rowing to notice. Don’t worry, I’ll go back to drawing comics about football soon.


I admit, the connection to the Olympic Games isn’t immediately obvious here. But think about it; what better epitomizes the spirit of the Olympic movement than the act on interrupting a murderous robot lodger in the act of self-abuse? Yeah, exactly.

Part three next week.

Olympics special (part one)

Posted: July 24, 2012 in The Olympics

This is the first cartoon in a series of three short ones on the subject of the Olympic security (both human and brand). I was hoping to get them all up before the games commence, but seeing as it starts on Friday night and it’s already Tuesday, it seems unlikely.